What the eff is the internet?

29 06 2009

 

Not Oz. This is in Thailand, where the internet cafes were faster, better, cheaper, and more plentiful.

Not Oz. This is in Thailand, where the internet cafes were faster, better, cheaper, and more plentiful.

 

So I’m sure you’re all wondering why it takes so long between posts.  It’s because Australia, despite being a great place and the only major country whose economy isn’t in recession, has a technology problem.  They have the tech, don’t worry about that.  However, they use it poorly.  In a world where the prevailing usage is increasing and the future of media is downloading it rather than buying hardcopies, the entire country’s telecom companies have all decided to follow AOL’s model from 1997.  There is no flatrate available at any price for non-business customers for cell phones or internet.  Most of the highest priced home internet services cost about $100 and limit you to 20gb.

 

On top of that, the internet cafes are a joke.  The further we get from Sydney the worse they are.  I’m afraid to think what we’re going to have for service once we leave Queensland and head out to the sticks.  The service at the cafes are pitifully slow.  So slow that in order to upload one of our usual galleries of 40ish photos it takes about 90 minutes.  So if we get behind, we’re totally screwed.

 

The cafes themselves are among the world’s worst.  We went to one where the woman said we couldn’t upload photos or download music because it kills their bandwidth.  She then offered us the use of (expensive) wi-fi to do it after 6pm.  But wait!  They CLOSE at 6pm!  We’d have to sit behind their shop in the dark to use it!

Another one was really big, flashy, brand new and completely empty.  Can we hook our laptop up?  Nope, we have to use the PCs there.  Okay guy, your shop is empty and you’ve turned away the only customers you’re going to have.  We went to a place across the street for a couple of hours and kept an eye on that internet cafe and the guy got no customers.  Not one.  And this is why he’ll be out of business by the end of the month.

 

Australia:  nice place, crappy use of technology.





Rockhampton

27 06 2009
A huge, wide, empty road in Rockhampton

A huge, wide, empty road in Rockhampton

 

We went to Rockhampton so that you don’t have to.  The beef capitol of Australia is sort of… um… just okay.  There’s nothing there, really, other than plastic bulls painted up in different motifs.  We had a steak, of course, and it was pretty good.  Not the best but not bad.

The streets are wide enough to have a Russian military parade yet they’re completely empty.

 

North of Rockhampton are the Capricorn Caves.  It a winding system of caves that are dry and were originally undersea caves a few years ago.  By a few I mean a few hundred thousand years ago.  The entire floor is compressed bat poo.  The caves were known by the Aboriginal people in the area for hundreds of years but they never went inside because they believed that’s where the bad spirits lived.  A white man by the name of John Olsen came in, bought the land, and turned it into a tourist attraction.  But remember the floor of compressed bat poo?  It was originally a floor waist deep in bat poo and the nasty insects that inhabit it.  We can thank a hundred years of tourists for making that floor nice and… hospitable. -jp

 

Rockhampton – im Reiseführer sehr vielversprechend von wegen Rindfleischhauptstadt von Australien. Es klang als gäbe es an jeder Ecke ein bruzelndes Steakhaus und was war es, wegen Pferderennen überfüllte Restaurants. Ein wenig enttäuschend, aber letztendlich haben wir uns noch ein Steak im naheliegenden Bar & Grill ergattern können. Ja und unterhalten wurden wir von der ansäßigen Kleinstadtbevölkerung, welche sich wegen des Pferderennen ordentlich einen hinter die Binsen geschüttet hatte, auch noch! 

 

Dennoch hat Rockhampton etwas recht schönes zu bieten. Ca. 30km außerhalb liegen die Capricorn Höhlen, welche ursprünglich von Wasser ausgeschwemmt wurden, nun aber komplett trocken liegen. Die Höhle wurde eigentlich erst kürzlich erschlossen, da die Aboriginies sich wegen der bösen Geister oder sowas nicht hinein trauten. So wurden die Höhlen erst ca. um 1882 von John Olsen begehbar gemacht. -mk

 

Photos: http://gallery.me.com/the_np_bat_man#100695

 

Here is Rockhampton (so that you don’t go there).





1770 / Lady Musgrave Island

24 06 2009

 

 

The Town of 1770 is less a town and more like a street with a little marina.  But the marina has boats and those boats go to the Great Barrier Reef.  We went to Lady Musgrave Island on one of those tourist snorkel pontoon boat things and it was a lot better than I was planning on.  On the way out to the reef we saw whales jumping out of the water and dolphins swimming around the boat.

We did two dives at the island, one on the outer reef and one in the lagoon.  During the first dive we could hear the chatter of dolphins the entire time because they were following us.  The camera stuffed up again on the first dive but the second dive was so shallow that we got some photos.  We hope you enjoy them. -jp

 

 

Town of 1770 ist mehr oder weniger ein Strand mit einem winzigen Hafen und ein paar Häusern. Trotzallem echt schön und vorallem tolle Strände. Wir haben dort eine Tour unternommen welche uns zur Lady Musgrave Insel am Great Barrier Reef gebracht hat, wo wir natürlich tauchen waren. Auf dem Weg dahin durften wir sogar ganz aus der Ferne Wale beobachten und einer ist sogar 2 mal komplett aus dem Wasser gesprungen – naja, aber leider ziemlich weit weg, was uns jetzt dazu motiviert hat eine dieser Waltouren zu machen, wo sie direkt zu den Walen hinfahren und man diese dann ganz nah sehen kann.

 

Der erste Tauchgang war am äußeren Riff, wo ich mir echt schon fast in die Hose gemacht hab, weil sich die Wellen riiiesig am Riff gebrochen haben und ich meine RIESIG! Doch während des Tauchganges wurden wir von den Gesängen der Delphine begleitet – leider haben die Burschen sich nicht gezeigt. Der Tauchgang war dann auch ein wenig strömungsbelastet und anstrengend, doch wir hatten ja noch unseren zweiten Tauchgang in der Lagune. Der war echt schön! Da die Ebbe schon ziemlich weit vorangeschritten war, war das Wasser ziemlich flach und wir haben das ganze schöne Sonnenlicht na unten bekommen. Da sieht man die Korallen und Fische wirklich am besten. -mk

 

Fotogalerie/Photogallery: http://gallery.me.com/the_np_bat_man#100688

 

This is where 1770 is.  Notice on the map the next town is Agnes Water.  This is the only town in the area with a grocery store and it’s about 8km from 1770.  I walked there and back to get a steak and some shrimp to grill.





Bundaberg

22 06 2009

 

 

We stopped briefly in Bundaberg for exactly one reason.  To go to the famous rum distillery.  We took the tour and it was great.  The best part?  They have huge Jurassic Park type electrified fences to keep the locals from breaking in and stealing the rum. -jp

 

 

Die Stadt ist bekannt für ihren Rum, dem Bundaberg Rum mit dem Eisbären auf dem Label. Und selbstverständlich konnten wir es uns nicht entgehen lassen die Tour in der Destillerie zu besuchen. Sehr witzig ist, dass sie ihren Rum mit einem riesigen Elektrozaun um das Gelände herum schützen. Eigentlich dafür das keiner eindringen kann, was wohl sehr reizvoll erscheint bei tausenden von Litern Rum! -mk





Save the Fraser Dingoes

19 06 2009

 

 

The Fraser dingoes are dying off and it’s the fault of the same people that have overfished sharks and whales, have reduced populations of almost all the animals in the world except for the ones they’ve introduced to Australia where they run rampant (rabbits and cane toads), who have reduced the world’s oldest civilization- the once-proud Aborigines- to a band of alcoholic roadside squatters, and who have caused the Great Barrier Reef to start dying off due to raised water temperatures.  These people are, of course, the Chinese.  Not really, it’s actually people in general.  They come to Fraser and feed the dingoes and then wonder why the dogs start getting aggressive towards people when they don’t get food.

A couple of years ago, a couple of dingoes killed a nine year old boy and instead of blaming the parents who let him wander around alone, or cutting back the number of visitors to Fraser, the Queensland government decided to cull the dingoes.  Needless to say people went ballistic.

 

Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough.  The entire population of the Fraser Island dingoes is down to 100 dogs.  People still feed the dingoes (including some tools in Landcruiser with the Queensland license plate number 779 EDE) and continue to be generally stupid on Fraser.   The dingoes on Fraser are the purest in Australia because they haven’t been cross-bred with domestic dogs.  Fraser is big enough that the dogs can breed without inbreeding.  But if people continue to do stupid things around thee animals and if the government continues to make poor policy decisions, then they’ll eventually be gone. -jp

 





Fraser Island

18 06 2009

 

 

 

From the 15th until the 20th of June we went to Fraser Island.  A few hours drive north of Brisbane, Fraser Island is a World Heritage Site and with good reason: It’s an island made entirely of sand that holds a rainforest and temperate and coastal forests.  It’s accessible only by 4wd or, if you have enough money and are a dickhead, private plane tour that actually lands on the beach.

The east side is buffeted by the Pacific and the waves are crazy.  Some of them go sideways.  We took one look at the surf and realized why the pamphlets all said not to go swimming in it.  The west side is calm as it goes along Hervey Bay.  You can drive on the beaches (MUST drive on the beaches, actually) and there are inland tracks that go to some of the 70+ lakes on the island.

The island is accessed from Hervey Bay or, if you’re cheap like us, Rainbow Beach.  The problem with Rainbow Beach is there’s almost nothing there and what is there is expensive.  We ended up going to Gympie the day before (150km round trip) for food and gas.  We brought enough food for either 4 people for 4 days or two people for a week, so we were covered if we decided to stay longer.  We filled both gas tanks (160 liters or so) and filled our water tanks for the first time (65 liters).  That was just water for cooking and such.  We had nearly 30 liters of bottled water as well.

The first day was spent driving up the beach to the inland lakes scenic route.  A wonder of Fraser is not just that there are so many lakes, it’s that they’re all different.  Some have crystal clear waters and some are brown, stained from the vegetation.  Some of the beaches are normal sand and some are white sand.  There are perched and barrage lakes (Fraser has the biggest and highest of both) and even a lake that developed out of a sandblow (when the sand from the beach breaks through the vegetation and moves inland, growing at a rate of a meter a year until it becomes a massive dune.  We spent the night at Central Station in the rainforest where we met a German couple, Robert and Danni, and drank white russians with them until the wee hours of 10pm.

The thing about rainforests is this: they’re lovely to visit and drive through but they’re miserable for camping.  The trees are so thick and high that it gets dark at 3.30pm, you never really get the sun through it to dry out your stuff, and it’s wet.  Anyway, Central Station was decent.  They had this electrified dingo fence around it that seemed pretty stupid to me.  The idea is okay, you keep the dingoes out and the kids safe.  But if a dingo gets in, then he can’t get out and the kids are all screwed.

The next day we drove around the island’s southern end and visited the overrated Lake McKenzie before settling in at a campground on the west side.  Nice place but the bathrooms were, um, let’s call them spartan.  No dingo fence but no dingoes anyway.  The third day it rained.  And rained.  And rained.  We drove around for awhile and then went up the eastern beach to Waddy Point which is a fantastic place.  No tourist buses go there, the brutal wind from the Pacific is stopped by Indian Head, and you get both the sunrise and sunset.  We liked it so much that we stayed there for two nights.  If you go, make sure you camp at the beach campground and not the one on the hill.  And tell Les we said “hi.”

What wasn’t fantastic was what happened there.  The front driver’s side tire went flat because the stem broke loose since it stuck out past the rim.  It was a really idiotic design.  Seriously.  We were missing jack parts so I couldn’t change the tire.  I tried using the air jack but that’s clearly not what it’s designed for.  And it was raining like mad.  So we gave up for the day.

That’s when I locked my keys in the car.  Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue but Monique had gotten into the habit of assuming I had my keys so she didn’t carry her own.  Needless to say she’s out of that habit.

Anyway, the good news there was we sleep on our car, not in it, so we just went to sleep.  The next day we got up and it was a beautiful sunny morning.  With the help of Les, the old guy who has been living on the beach for 20 years, moving every 28 days like the law says he must, and the guy on the other side of us, we got the door open.  I’m not going to tell you how because I don’t want the car broken into but I’ll tell you this: it was a stroke of brilliance and teamwork and it is way harder to break into a Landcruiser than I thought.  After that, I changed the tire (don’t even get me started about that ordeal… it required two jacks) and then we were in good position to enjoy the rest of the day.  And a great day it was.  We even went into the world’s most dangerous surf, as I’ve decided to call it.  The rip was terrible.  Oh, and we saw dingoes.

On the last day we went back down the beach and stopped at the sights we skipped on the way up.  We took a look at the Champagne Pools, the Maheno wreck, Eli Creek, and the rock formations.  Then we raced the rising tide to get back down to the barge to go back to Rainbow Beach.  All in all, it was a great trip, and I recommend it to anyone. -jp

 

 

Man kann es ein Erlebnis nennen oder ein Tour ins Ungewisse oder ins komplette Chaos!? Naja, der erste Tag war noch sehr entspannt. Wir sind zur Insel mit der Fähre übergesetzt und die ersten Kilometer über den Strand gedüst und dann ab zur ersten Übernachtungsstätte zur Central Station direkt in den Regenwald gefahren. Regenwald, dieses Wort klingt so toll, was es auch ist, bis man eine Nacht drin verbringen darf und, nein nicht die Mücken, sondern der Regen im Regenwald war unsere Herausforderung. Kalt und feucht ist es da und ob die Sonne scheint, sieht man eigentlich auch nicht. Das soll keine Beschwerung sein, nur eine Erfahrung. Wir hatten eine Menge Spaß, da wir ein deutsches Päarchen aus der Nähe von Fulda kennengelernt haben. Und wir haben lecker gegrillt und White Russians getrunken!

 

Am zweiten Tag ging es quer über die Insel. Allradantrieb fahren soviel der Biggie hergibt! Ein Spaß sag ich euch. Zahlreiche, wunderschöne und unterschiedliche Seen hat die Insel zu bieten. Der eine See ist glasklar und braun wegen ansäßiger Pflanzen, der andere himmelblau mit schneeweißem Sandstrand. Am dritten Tag dachten wir uns, was ist die Welt langweilig, wenn das Wetter immer gut ist und alles so reibungslos läuft – haha! Gesagt getan, es hat nicht nur in Strömen geregnet, sondern in “Strömungen”, dazu haben wir uns gedacht so einen platten Reifen, das können wir auch und weils doch so schön war, meinte Justin er kann doch eigentlich den Autoschlüssel auch mal im Auto lassen und die Türen doch aber schonmal (von außen) schließen… Mittlerweile können wir drüber lachen, denn wir wissen ja schon was danach kam. Wir haben uns einfach ins Bett gelegt und erstmal den nächsten Morgen abgewartet. Blauer Himmel, ein paar Drähte, verschmutzte Hände und Helfer später, saßen wir am Frühstückstisch. Ja, wir haben unseren Biggie geknackt! Was gar nicht leicht war, aber wenn man so ein bisschen in Physik aufgepaßt hat, dann ist das gar nicht mehr so schwer. Ok, ein bisschen Verzweiflung war zwischendrin auch dabei, aber sowas verdrängt man ja schnell! Das mit dem Reifen hat Justin und die Helfer dann auch irgendwie hinbekommen und da dann auch dieser Tag beinahe rum war, haben wir uns entschieden an der wahrscheinlich gefährlichsten Brandung ein Bad zu nehmen (wir hatten seit 2 Tagen nicht geduscht! ja, so gehts uns hier unten in Australien…)   

 

Abschließend kann ich zu Fraser Island sagen, man muß hier gewesen sein, denn die einsamen Strände, wunderschönen Sonnenaufgänge und die beinahe unberührte Natur, sind unbezahlbar! -mk

 





Rainbow Dumbass

14 06 2009

 

rainbow dumbass

 

If you go to Rainbow Beach (a relaxed little beach town serving as a jumpoff point for Fraser Island named for the beach’s 72 shades of color in the sand and rocks) you can drive on the beach.  You can go almost the whole way down to Noosa if you want checking out sites like the Double Island Point lighthouse.

However, if you go for a drive on the beach without a tide chart, then you are a dumbass. -jp

 

If you come to Rainbow Beach consult a tide chart.





Mooloolaba (HMAS Brisbane) and Noosa

12 06 2009

 

 

We went to Mooloolaba so that I could dive (it was too cold for Monique) the HMAS Brisbane.  Mooloolaba is a cute little town with a beachfront main drag of shops and cafes.  But the main reason to go there is to dive the Brisbane.  It’s a destroyer that was used in the Vietnam and Gulf Wars before being decommissioned in 2001 and sunk as an artificial reef in 2007.  It’s already attracted fish and soft corals to it.

During the dive I saw little clown fish, a couple of octopi, some kingfish, a few porcupinefish, and a couple of other fish of note.  The dive itself was around and over the outside for the first dive and then through the middle for the second.  There were consoles and toilets and silos and cannon still in place.  A very nice dive.

Unfortunately, I can’t show you any of this stuff because my camera stuffed up.  In fact, the photo at the top is the only one I got before the camera decided not to cooperate anymore.  How annoying.  

 

After Mooloolaba we drove to Noosa which didn’t impress us at all.  It was too expensive, too pretentious, and the pies tasted awful.  Seriously.  Worst pie EVER.

After a stroll around there for an hour or so we decided to leave the pomp and circumstance and go to Rainbow Beach to get ready to go to Fraser Island.  On the way we got routed onto a 4wd track by the navigation system and passed some controlled burning.  -jp

 

Gallery but no diving photos:

http://gallery.me.com/the_np_bat_man#100672

 

Mooloolaba is here.





The Greatest Zoo in the World

11 06 2009

 

 

We went to the Australia Zoo, the one famous from Crocodile Hunter, and were very impressed.  At first, we thought $54AUD per person was pretty outrageous but once inside we could see where that money went.  The displays were top notch and even the corny shows were pretty good.

Most zoos you go to look like animal prisons where the animals don’t have room to move and you can barely see them behind the fencing and/or scratched up glass.  Not at this one.  At Australia zoo there are huge pens that may only have a couple of animals in it and the fencing is only about waist high so there’s no problem seeing.  The keepers take the animals out for a stroll during the day, even dingos and cheetahs.  And instead of just looking at kangaroos and koalas in a pen, they’re in an open area that you can walk through, where you can feed the ‘roos or pet the koalas.

The pens themselves are fantastic as well.  There are waterfalls and all kinds of junk that pretty much just serve as eye candy but are still effective to give the illusion that the animals are on a free range.

If you’re ever in the area of Brisbane, go straight to the zoo.  It’s easily worth the money.  Get there early because you can spend the whole day there. -jp

 

 

Ein echt toller Zoo!

 

Vor ein paar Tagen waren wir im Australia Zoo – dem Zoo vom bekannten Crocodile Hunter, der ja leider vor ein paar Jahren durch einen tragischen Unfall mit einem Stingray ums Leben kam. 

 

Erstmal waren wir ziemlich schockiert vom Preis von 54 AU$, doch während wir so im Zoo waren, konnte wir sehen, dass sich der Preis rechtfertigt. Die Tiere haben einen wahnsinnig Auslauf und was ich besonders süß fand, war das die Tierpfleger im Laufe des Tages mit den ein oder anderen Tieren auf nen Spaziergang durch den Zoo lief und man die Tiere somit noch näher betrachten konnte. Auch gibt es tolle Shows und Fütterungen der Tiere, an denen man teilnehmen kann.

 

Also auf jeden Fall einen Besuch wert, wenn man mal in der Nähe von Brisbane sein sollte! -mk

 

Gallery/Galerie:

http://gallery.me.com/the_np_bat_man#100665

 

The world’s greatest zoo is here.





Please don’t shop at Coles in North Lakes

9 06 2009

 

coles

 

Should you find yourself in North Lakes which is north of Brisbane, please don’t go to the Coles there.  They sell oceanic black tip shark at their fish counter.

Please don’t patronize restaurants or shops that sell shark products or shark fin soup.  Shark populations have been decimated by overfishing and a low reproductive rate.  And if you know anyone who “sport” fishes sharks, tell them they’re an asshole and should stick to trevally.

Learn more about the blacktips here. -jp

 

Wir dachten, wir trauen unseren Augen nicht recht, da verkaufen die doch tatsächlich Black Tip Shark Fillets im Coles in North Lakes. Wir haben uns natürlich strickt geweigert da noch etwas zu kaufen, da die Zahl der Haie ja immer stätig zurück geht und wir dies nicht auch noch unterstützten indem wir da einkaufen gehen. Bitte tut dem Gleich und schaut, dass ihr nicht ausversehen Haiprodukte kauft oder gar beim Chinesen Haifischflossensuppe eßt!! -mk








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