The system doesn’t work

6 09 2009

The booze we were forced to drink or hide.

The booze we were forced to drink or hide.

On Cape York there are a number of Aborigine settlements and in all of them there are alcohol restrictions.  The entire area north of the Jardine River is all Aboriginal land so we hid the rest of our alcohol behind a tree on the side of the road near the turnoff to Varilya Point.

The restriction system is just silly.

First, in order to keep the Aborigines from drinking too much they’ve instituted this law which effectively causes everyone traveling north to drink too much so that they don’t end up wasting their booze.  That’s called irony.

Second, in the areas like Lockhart River Community where there is zero alcohol allowed, the Aborigines just drive 100km to the Archer River Roadhouse once a month when their government checks come, get hammered, and then drive drunk 100km back to the settlement in the middle of the night.  They do that for three or four nights until they’ve all run out of money and then the area is quiet again.

Third, in a place like Bamaga, you can just go to the bottleshop and BUY MORE BOOZE.

This is not, in my book, a system that works.





The Post Office for drunks

21 05 2009

post

I totally forgot to post this a few days ago.  So here it is now.  This was one of the stops on the pensioner tour we did.  No one told us it was the pensioner tour so imagine everyone’s surprise when it was 40 octogenarians and us.

This may look like a bog standard post office but I assure you, it is not.  This is the Post in… in… damn, I don’t remember.  But I’m sure I could look at the bottle of local sherry we bought for something silly like $5AUD a liter.  Why would I be able to get it off the bottle?  Because we bought it… AT THE POST OFFICE!  How cool is that?

There were free tastings and a bunch of the oldies bought big 2 gallon jugs of the tasty beverage.  It was a good time for all.  A Post where you go in sober and leave drunk.

edit: It’s in Beechwood.








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